what is the unit of measurement for hipness?

am I aware that all the cool kids use tumblr these days?
of course
am I going to tumble on over?
no way

I'm pretty sure you have to be at least this hip to use tumblr
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my hip levels aren't nearly that high

this too, is true

(that is a surprisingly accurate representation of my dad.)

a true story

a scary thought

hours in the day i'm not supposed to spend practicing:
20

:/

irrational numbers

i 2.9 you
(it's less than three)

do you get it yet?
or do i have to show my working

things i do instead of studying (2)

...is this really a productive use of my time?

but seriously, today i must have eaten card house magic for breakfast because this took me one attempt to make.

the best thing about studying music

i can sing to myself while doing assignments in the common room and people don't think it's weird

things i do instead of studying (1)

my neighbour is called yoshi (!)

i drew him a picture to go on his door

things that are funny at 4am (1)

i tried to type a plus but forgot to hold down shift and we all know what that equals...

wikipedia clears something up for me

concerning hundreds and thousands

"...the candies, which are produced in a variety of colors, are usually too small to be eaten individually and are in any case not intended to be eaten by themselves..."